DJ Sideshow Bob
Sophisticated beats for the refined...

Sophisticated beats for the refined listener... and reformed criminal.

Former children's entertainer turned DJ, bringing an eclectic mix of Gilbert & Sullivan, classical compositions, and surprisingly catchy electronica. Each set is a masterpiece of carefully orchestrated revengeโ€”er, rhythm.

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man!" - Parole Board


๐ŸŽต The Sound

  • ๐ŸŽญ Gilbert & Sullivan remixes - H.M.S. Pinafore meets house music
  • ๐ŸŽน Classical drops - Beethoven with bass
  • ๐Ÿ’€ Dark electronica - Revenge is a dish best served with a sick beat
  • ๐ŸŒน Romantic interludes - Die Bart, Die (it's German for "The Bart, The")

โš ๏ธ Warning: All rakes have been removed from the premises for your safety.

The rake drops at midnight. So do the beats.

The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)


๐ŸŽฅ Now Showing

  • ๐Ÿฆธ McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • ๐Ÿฆน Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • ๐ŸŽญ Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • ๐Ÿ‘ป Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

๐Ÿฟ The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)


๐ŸŽฅ Now Showing

  • ๐Ÿฆธ McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • ๐Ÿฆน Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • ๐ŸŽญ Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • ๐Ÿ‘ป Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

๐Ÿฟ The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

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