Sophisticated beats for the refined...

Sophisticated beats for the refined listener... and reformed criminal.

Former children's entertainer turned DJ, bringing an eclectic mix of Gilbert & Sullivan, classical compositions, and surprisingly catchy electronica. Each set is a masterpiece of carefully orchestrated revenge—er, rhythm.

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man!" - Parole Board

🎵 The Sound

🎭 Gilbert & Sullivan remixes - H.M.S. Pinafore meets house music
🎹 Classical drops - Beethoven with bass
💀 Dark electronica - Revenge is a dish best served with a sick beat
🌹 Romantic interludes - Die Bart, Die (it's German for "The Bart, The")

⚠️ Warning: All rakes have been removed from the premises for your safety.

The rake drops at midnight. So do the beats.

Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.